Walter Hansen



Every single time a bad thing happened in Walter’s childhood, his father would ask “And what do you do, when life gives you lemons?”. This made Walter decide to become a professor and uncover bigger truths than annoying proverbs. He researched for 40 years, and finally concluded that proverbs held all the wisdom one would ever need.
In his retirement Walther plays the lottery. Not for the money. He believes, he’ll win on the day of his death. “Because life’s unfair”, he reasons, “And life’s short. I just want to know exactly how short life is before I die”.